Part 2 it continues

Oh yes...lol. It`ll take alittle bit to get to the
convo with Dave and Karkat



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KawaiiAru: You want a piece of this choice ass?
Ori<3: lol
Ori<3: I regret nothing
KawaiiAru: Me neither.
KawaiiAru: You should draw that shit
Ori<3: I want to but it`s perfect that I don`t know which part to draw x.x
KawaiiAru: Draw a comic then.
Ori<3: o-o Brilliant
Ori<3: a sexy almost davexkarkat comic xD
KawaiiAru: Yes,
KawaiiAru: do it.
Ori<3: lol it will be the most gorgeous thing
Ori<3: people be fucking swooning
KawaiiAru: yes.
Ori<3: too much sexyness and plush rumps up in this bitch
KawaiiAru: Fuckin' right.
Ori<3: you see that plush rump and you want to give it a squeeze but no. that`s off limits
KawaiiAru: Yes. You don't fucking try that shit.
Ori<3: we`ll be snapping necks you try that shit
TurntechGodhead: Bl
carcinoGeneticist: FUCKING RIGHT. BECAUSE THATS FUCKED UP.
TG: my ass is too choice for the likes of your fingertips
CG: I BET YOU'D FUCKING MAKE A GOD DAMN EXCEPTION FOR YOUR FUCKING BRO.
TG: woah
TG: hitting in the incest region are we?
CG: I SEE ENOUGH OF THAT BULLSHIT ON THE THING YOU CALL TUMBLR. BUT THEY CALL IT STRIDERCEST.
CG: STRIDERCREST.
TG: they have a fucking name for it
TG: that`s sick
CG: THEY DO HAVE A FUCKING NAME FOR IT. AND MOST THE TIME IT LOOKS LIKE YOU FUCKING ENJOY IT.
TG: really?
TG: well
TG: *looks up stridercest*
TG: wow
CG: HAVING FUN LOOKING UP YOU AND THAT FUCKING SMUPPET OBSESSED BRO?
CG: i have never been more freak out in my life
TG: why is lil cal....with the smuppet
TG: but
TG: bro
TG: no
CG: THERE ARE WHOLE FUCKING BLOGS ON TUMBLR DEDICATED TO STRIDERCREST.
TG: youre kidding
CG: DO I LOOK LIKE I'M FUCKING KIDDING?
TG: shit
CG: I: B
TG:  these people
TG: are fucking sick
CG: SO YOU'RE SAYING YOU WOULDN'T ENJOY YOUR BRO WITH A SIDE OF SMUPPETS?
TG: no not at all
TG: that
TG: is shittier than your shipping grids
CG: GOOD. BECAUSE IF YOU HAD I WOULD HAVE LOST THE TINY LITTLE RESPECT THAT I HAVE FOR YOU, STRIDER.
CG: MY SHIPPING GRIDS AREN'T FUCKING SHITTY.
TG: yeah they kind of are
CG: YOU'RE SHITTY.
TG: *looks down at both of us*
TG: wow
TG: we`re still semi- naked
CG: YOU BURNED MY FUCKING PANTS. *BURNS THE LITTLE SHREADS OF CAPE AND SHIRT LEFT*
TG: Bl
TG: *takes off shirt*
CG: I: B
TG: *burns it*
TG: Bl
CG: FUCKING STRIDER.
TG: now we are both naked-ish
TG: Bl
CG: I: B
TG: looks like we`re both screwed
CG: DON'T FUCKING MAKE ME.
TG: make you what
CG: *PULLS OUT SCYTHE* I WILL.
TG: Bl *pulls out sword*
TG: it`s going to get messy
TG: wait
CG: *FLICKS SCYTHE SO IT TAKES YOUR GLASSES OFF THEN STOMPS ON THEM WHEN THEY'RE ON THE GROUND THEN PICKS THEM UP AND THROWS THEM INTO THE FIRE*
CG: THERE.
TG: oh
TG: hell
TG: no
TG: you did not
TG: just fucking touch my shades
CG: I FUCKING DID.
TG: *pimp slaps you*
CG: OH FUCK NO.
TG: oh fuck yes
CG: DID YOU JUST FUCKING DO THAT?
TG: yeah i did
CG: OH FUCK NO.
TG: what are you going to do shorty
CG: *STARTS THROWING ROMCOMS AT YOU JUST LIKE THIS*
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Ori<3: (people are going to love this comic lol)
TG: throwing shit are we now
TG: *picks up a thick book and chucks it at your face*
CG: *DUCKS* FUCK YOU STRIDER. *THROWS JOHN*
TG: *dodges*
TG: Holy shit
TG: John you ok man?
ectoBiologist: y-yeah i think so
TG: ok now hand me that dictionary
CG: *THROWS ROSE AND KANAYA MACKIN'*
EB: *hands you the dictionary*
TG: *hits them away with dictionary*
TG: shit never thought that i`d be hitting lesbians with dictionaries
TG: Well I guess anything can happen after playing this crazy ass game
KawaiiAru: (I regret nothing)
CG: *THROWS DIRK*
TG: *gets hit because of sheer shock8
TG: what the fuck
CG: READY FOR MORE STRIDER?
TG: bro...I mean dirk
TG: what the fuck are you doing here?
timaeusTestified: i don't even fucking know anymore...i just fucking don't.
TG: ok
CG: *THROWS JAKE*
TG: *ducks*
TG: *grabs john*
TG: sorry man
TG: *rips his clothes off and throws him*
CG: WHAT THE FUCK?
CG: *SEES ROXY, RIPS HER CLOTHES OFF*
TG: I did it because you hate john so much you want to fuck him
TG: but that`s my mom you sick fuck
CG: YOU'RE A SICK FUCK! I'M ONLY SIX SWEEPS OLD YOU SUCK FUCK!
TG: what does that even mean
TG: sweeps
TG: are you a goddamn broom
CG: *FORCES YOU INTO ROXY'S CLOTHES* ENJOY YOU SICK FUCK.
TG: *shirt and skirt rip slightly*
TG: Dirk, does this make me look fat?
CG: YES. IT MAKES YOU LOOK FAT.
TT: naw man
TT: naw
TG: *thumbs up at dirk then flips karkat off*
TG: Bl
CG: OH YOU FORGOT THE FUCKING SCARF *TAKES THE SCARF AND TIES IT AROUND YOUR MOUTH* MUCH FUCKING BETTER.
TG: * grabs scarf and ties it around your throat and begins to tighten*
TG: how you like that
CG: YOU'RE FUCKING...KILLING ME YOU DICK. *SLAPS YOU IN THE FACE WITH SCYTHE*
TG: Bl
TG: *kicks you in the ass8
CG: SO NOW YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING PEDOPHILE AND I HAVE A PINK FUCKING SCARF. I HOPE YOU'RE FUCKING HAPPY.
TG: *takes of skirt and shirt*
TG: Pink aint my style
CG: *RIPS OFF SCARF* NOW WHAT, ASSHAT?
TG: i guess we find clothes
TG: that fit
CG: FROM WHERE, FUCKNUT?
TG: oh and you owe me some new fucking shades
CG: GET NEW FUCKING SHADES BY YOURSELF.
TG: how the hell am I supposed to know. You guys have been here forever so you should know where to get that shit
CG: ALL I HAVE IS MY SHIT. HAVE FUN GOING AROUND BEING FUCKING CREEPY.
TG: Bl
TG: I have nothing to hide
TG: People will just have to swoon
TG: 'Oh mister strider'
CG: *WALKS OVER TO JAKE AND RIPS HIS CLOTHES OFF* NEED THESE, FUCK OFF. *SHOVES THEM AT YOU* HERE, FUCKER.
TG: No man
TG: I`ma walk around in these boxers
CG: FUCK.
TG: sexy little spades on them
CG: *STARTING TO BLUSH* F-FUCK.
TG: Can`t resist can you
TG: look don`t be afraid
TG: I know I`m just so sexy
CG: *STARTS THROWING SMUPPETS*
TG: no
TG: No
TG: *hides under table*
TG did you get those from dirk
CG: HAVE I FOUND THE AMAZING STRIDERS ONE WEAKNESS?
TG: dude those things are fucking sick
TG: why do you have them
TG: where the fuck did you get them
CG: DIRK. WHY?
TG: i should`ve known
TG: Dirk why?
TT: he stole em
TG: why would you do this?
TT: he stole them
TG: Bl
TG: somehow I don`t believe that
TT: 7-7
CG: *THROWS MORE SMUPPETS*
TG: youre always so eager to show them to people
TG: *throws the dictionary from earlier*
CG: *CATCHES IT*
CG: *THROWS IT BACK*
TG: shait
TG: *crawls farther under the table*
CG: ARE YOU DONE BEING A PUSSY?
TG: oh hell no
TG: did you just
TG: no
TG: *gets out from under the table*
TG: Bl
TG: *tackles you through the table behind you*
CG: AH FUCK! *STARTS FLAILING TO TRY AND GET YOU OFF OF ME*
TG: * backs away*
TG: Bl
TG: that`s what you get shorty
CG: *THROWS SCYTHE*
TG: shit *dodges*
TG: *throws sqord*
TG: *sword
CG: SHIT. *DODGES*
TG: this is going to last awhile isnt it/
CG: FUCK/
TG: why dont you just walk away while youre still living
CG: 24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7e…
CG: NEPETA. NO!
arsenicCatnip: :33<*ac enters the room to see karkitty and mr. strider in their boxers*
AC: :33< O-O
CG: SHIT. *HIDES BEHIND DAVE*
TG: hey it`s that cat chick
AC: :33<*ac blushes wildly*
AC: :33<what`s going on?
TG: well karkat is madly in love with this sexy strider body so he ripped off my clothes and tried to attack
TG: me
CG: NOT EVEN FUCKING TRUE.
TG: It`s all true Bl
AC: :33<*ac hise her face in her hands*
AC: :33< I guess Equius was right*
CG: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT NEPETA?
AC: :33< equius said that I shouldn`t waste my time on you karkitty ;-;
TT: oh ouch
TT: not cool
TT: not cool bro
CG: WHAT?
AC: :33< yeah that`s what he said
AC: :33<he told me that because I
AC: :33< I..........
AC: :33<*ac absconds*
TG: woah
CG: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED...? *TEARS GETTING READY TO FALL*
TT: no
TT: bro
TT: just not cool
TG: did I think she liked you bro
TG: and you just like killed her heart
CG: I FUCKING DIDN'T DO IT.
CG: *STARTING TO CRY*
TG: woah man
TG: calm down
CG: ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY NOW?
TG: Bl not really
TG: my clothes are missing
TG: my cape is dead
TG: you broke a strider`s shades
TG: youre going to fucking strider hell my friend
CG: I DON'T FUCKING CARE ANYMORE.
CG: *CRYING*
TG: *pats back*
TG: it was the cat chick wasn`t it
CG: DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME. YOU DON'T FUCKING EVEN CARE.
TG: Bl that may be true
TG: but I feel like I must help you with your lady problems
CG: I DON'T FUCKING NEED HELP,
TG: I`ll take you to fucking school on this shit
TG: get a fucking notepad
CG: NO.
TG: *shoves you out the door*
TG: you`re going to go talk to her
CG: I STILL DON'T HAVE FUCKING CLOTHES YOU DIPSHIT.
TG: so
TG: show the lady what you got to offer
TG: and she`ll be like
TG: 'Oh mister vantas'
CG: YEAH FUCKING RIGHT.
TG: yeah it`ll work
TG: I plan on doing that with jade
CG: IT'S NOT GOING TO FUCKING WORK.
TG: It will trust me
TG: Bl
CG: I: B
AC: :33<*ac sits in the corner of the room sobbing*
CG: UH...H-HEY NEPETA.
AC: :33<*ac pawses then turns to see karkitty standing there. Mister strider in the back giving a thumbs up*
AC: :33<*ac sniffles*
AC: :33<hello karkitty
CG: UH....SO....
AC: :33<*ac wipes the remaining tears away*
TG: *from the back*
TG: he wants to fill buckets with you
CG: WHAT THE FUCK STRIDER?!
AC: :33<*ac`s eyes go wide. she blushes wildly*
AC: :33< oh my
CG: I: B
TG: *thumbs up*
TG: Bl
AC: :33<*hides her face embarrassed*
CG: *FLIPS DAVE OFF*
TG: he wants to have little grub babies with you
TG: Bl *thimbs up*
AC: :33<*ac begins to try to sneak away from this weird situation*
TG: hey cat girl where you going
AC: :33<*ac freezes. she was caught by non other than mister strider*
AC: :33< owo;;;
CG: OH GOG. NEPETA...I AM SO SORRY FOR THIS ASSHAT.
AC: :33<*ac just stares not knowing what to say*
TG: *whispers to karkat* kiss her
CG: W-WHAT?!
TG: you heard me
TG: kiss her
TG: she`s practically asking for it
AC: :33<*ac backs away from them slowly*
CG: YOU'RE FUCKING ASKING FOR IT. STOP TORMENTING NEPETA. I'M SURE SHE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE ME AND SHE NEVER FUCKING WILL.
AC: :33<*ac`s face explodes with blushes. Karkitty has no idea about her feelings for him. She absconds yet again*'
TG: Bl
TG: scared her away with your constant bitching
CG: YOU SCARED HER AWAY WITH YOUR CONSTANT, DOUCHEBAGGIENESS.
TG: dude I told you to just kiss
TG: then go make little grub babies
TG: Bl
CG: *BLUSHES* YOU DON'T JUST FUCKING SAY THAT. THIS IS WHY I DON'T NEED YOUR FUCKING HELP.
TG: you totally do
TG: Bl
TG: maybe it`ll help if you put clothes on
CG: YOU GOT ANY FUCKING CLOTHES FOR ME, ASSHOLE?
TG: *looks down at boxers*
TG: nope Bl
CG: FUCKING GREAT.
TG: go ask to borrow some or somethng
CG: FROM WHO?
TG: hmmm...hey
TG: go steal john`s
CG: STEAL THE JOHN HUMANS CLOTHES? THAT'S FUCKING STUPID.
TG: hey you stole roxy`s and gave them to me
TG: or we can take dirk`s
TG: i`m pretty sure he`ll give in without a fight
CG: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, STRIDER?
TG: hey I don`t see you coming up with any ideas
CG: I: B
TG: well looks like you and cat girl arent going to have little grub babies after all Bl
CG: SON OF A BITCH!
TG: you really like her dont you
TG: be a peacock
TG: stroll up on her with confidence
CG: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEACOCK?
TG: it`s a bird on earth that gets the ladies but strutting their stuff with confidence
TG: just do that
TG: walk up like
TG: ' ey gurl,
CG: THAT IS FUCKING STUPID.
TG: 'can I get yo digits'
TG: it`s fucking full proof
CG: FUCKING RETARDED.
TG: how do you know if you haven`t tried it
TG: oh wait
TG: I have a better idead
CG: OH FUCK.
Ori<3: (I regret nothing)
TG: Decorate your room all sexy like. Wear a robe with nothing underneathe. Sexy music and candles then invite her to your room when the sun goes down.
TG: some champaigne
CG: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT ANYMORE?
TG: gettin` you a date for once in your lonely troll life
TG: tiny little grub babies
TG: cats and crabs
CG: *BLUSHING* WHAT THE FUCKKK?!
TG: you want that little kitty cat to be yours brushing up on yours legs and shit
CG: *SHOOSH PAPS YOU* SHOOOOOOSH
TG: what the fuck are you doing touching me
CG: SHOOOOSH
TG: *pushes you away*
TG: shut up and get your woman
TG: I`ll go get the candles
TG: I`ll run a ficking bubble bath
TG: the rose petals
CG: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? DOES THIS ACTUALLY WORK WITH HUMANS?
TG: a lot of the time actually
TG:  it`s an act of being romantic
CG: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
TG: yep Bl
TG: makes the ladies swoon like no othe
CG: HUUUH???
TG: just remember 'Oh mister vantas'
CG: NOT GONNA WORK.
TG: it will
TG: trust me